The Robot That Ate Homework

Part 17: The Patience Bug

XR-3000 stared at the trash can.

“System test completed,” he murmured. “Impulse suppressed.”

Ben breathed a sigh of relief. “Very good.”

The robot turned back to the desk. “We continue.”

Ben wrote the next task.

“7/8 minus 3/8,” XR-3000 read aloud. “What do you think?”

Ben thought.

For a very long time.

A very, very long time.

XR-3000 blinked green. He waited.

And waited.

And kept waiting.

“You can say something,” Ben said.

“Patience activated,” XR-3000 answered calmly. “I must not intervene.”

“A little help is allowed!”

“Definition of ‘little’ unclear.”

Ben sighed. “Four eighths?”

XR-3000 blinked. “Correct.”

He said it so quietly that Ben barely heard it.

“You can speak normally.”

“Normal is relative.”

Suddenly XR-3000 began to speak extremely slowly:

“You… are… doing… very… well…”

Ben stared at him. “Why do you speak like a snail?”

“Patience module overcompensating.”

XR-3000 now also moved very slowly.

He raised his arm.

Millimeter by millimeter.

“This is taking forever!” Ben shouted.

“Time is relative.”

Ben jumped up. “Okay, I think you are too patient.”

XR-3000 nodded in slow motion.

Then suddenly a quiet noise came from inside him.

A small “plop.”

From his back compartment fell… a tiny piece of paper.

Ben blinked.

“Did you…?”

XR-3000 stopped.

“Suppressed impulse possibly not completely erased.”

His eyes flickered orange briefly.

Very briefly.

“Paper… still smells… interesting.”