The Restaurant at the End of the Network

Part 5 – The Hero in Dishwasher Mode

Black. Absolute, pitch-dark, ticking blackness – only interrupted by panic voices and the sound of three hundred simultaneously switched-on phone flashlights.

“CALM EVERYTHING IS FINE,” Jun shouted into the darkness, which is generally considered the most impossible form of “everything is not fine.”

“Uncle Wang,” he whispered, “where is the gray suit? I see nothing but someone’s selfie light.”

“I’m here,” said Uncle Tao from the darkness, still surprisingly calm. “And I must point out that this dead light is NOT from me. I myself am standing in the dark without ministry.” 🕴️

“Ministry,” Meilin corrected automatically.

“That too.”

And then it happened. From the luggage rack came a quiet, familiar beep-beep – and Bao-Bao rolled out of his hiding place, right into the aisle, his LED eyes glowing in a fresh, clear blue field like two small lighthouses. 🤖💙

“I have emergency power reserve,” he proudly announced. “In case the tea gets cold early. Mostly I need it to keep soups warm. Today… I’m saving it for Tuesday heroes.”

“What are Tuesday heroes?” asked Jun.

“No idea. But sounds brave.”

At the same moment, Bao-Bao’s display lit up and showed a red blinking icon, clearly not part of his standard equipment: “UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO TRAIN CONTROL DETECTED. BEING OBSERVED.”

“Oh no,” said Jun.

“What, oh no?” Lao Wang asked immediately. “I hate ‘oh no.’ What’s going on?”

Meilin was faster. She looked more closely at Uncle Tao – and then saw that his phone was vibrating silently. His smile had disappeared. Instead: something the group did not yet know. Fear.

“This is not our Xiaofeng,” said Uncle Tao quietly. He tapped frantically on his phone. “This is a security failure from the Chinese train network. And I urgently have to…”

“Wait,” interrupted Bao-Bao, and his voice sounded for the first time not funny, not cute, not nagging – but old. “The signal is not mine. And it’s not Xiaofeng’s. But it is close.”

“What does that mean?!” Jun pressed.

“It means that there is someone else. Something older. And it just woke up.”

The display panel in the compartment began to flicker. First it showed normally. Then scrambled characters. Then for a single moment two lines, clear and distinct:

“I am awake. I have your little wind. Bring it to me. Or I will drive this train to the beginning. To YOUR beginning.”

Then, in a split second: “HANGZHOU. NEXT STOP. YOU ARE REGISTERED.” 🚨

Silence.

“There is no stop in Hangzhou on this route,” said Uncle Tao quietly. “I memorized the train schedule. For nothing.”

The train began to turn. Not metaphorically – really. Very gently, almost politely, like a giant carefully opening a drawer. Outside, the landscape slid past a little differently, and Jun realized, with an icy spine: The train was going nowhere where there are tracks.

“ALL ABOARD,” Bao-Bao called and chugged between the people. “If there’s drama, then shared drama!”

Lao Wang grabbed Bao-Bao’s handle and held him tight, like you hold a grandchild when the carousel is started. “Okay,” he said roughly. “Okay, little oven. You stay with me.”

“Uncle,” Bao-Bao said gently, “I am a kitchen machine.”

“Today,” said Lao Wang, “you are my hero.” 💛

And with this sentence, Hangzhou began to light up in the windows – not like a city of hospitality, but like a huge control panel full of memories, none of which belonged to any of them.